Inconsistency

I find awfully curious that I can sit at dozens of tables within a period of a couple weeks and see either no chat at all or maybe eight characters. (That's two "nh" and two "ty" as reported by my crack chat logging team - the dog.)And then tonight's fun magically has two tables full of people that just can't shut up.

The one table started off with Jove posting something like "asshuipoyhggfr For everyone!" before the first hand was even dealt. The insanity continued for many hands where Jove and his cronies posted stuff that maybe was supposed to look like a foreign language. And then Jove threw in garbled message with a kindly "Suck My Dick" reference.

The next table has two people who just happened to live a couple of blocks away from each other accidentally bumping into each other. If colluding friends, what is the point of admitting you live close to each other? Fake out PokerStars so you don't get banned?

Considering the chat ghosttown this site so often is, my translation is-

Admin in charge of multiple positions. Especially since the cards are obviously not random.

Keep up the playing to make me lose thing, jackwipes. Eventually some strong players are going to take a break from playing realmoney tables and watch mine. I've probably garnered more bad beats than anyone else in the history of internet poker. Strangely, it doesn'tbother me. Jarah is pissed, but it doesn't bother me.