After last night's all-in laughfest on Full Tilt I did something I haven't done for a while. Broke out the trust pad of paper and pen and got to business recording what my hole cards where. My expectations where more of the same. Instead Full Tilt overcompensated.
It's good that I took second place in the 100k uy in sit and go. I bought this top for Lucy with 300k play money chips on Victoria's Cheapshit online. My meager 630k stack was pitted against the usual knowledgeable (cough cough) and non-aggressive (cough cough) opponents.
So after one might of a completely stastically unreasonable 20+ pocket pairs in something like 100 hundreds, how can you possibly explain me getting 2-3 in a stretch of 5 out of 13 hands? You can't unless someone is manipulating the marionettes, rigging the cards and making life miserable for any real humans that possib;y have the stupidity to register for that table.
Now, I don't count. I'm investigating more than seriously playing. Lucy doesn't count because she's more interested in sharing ice cream with Jarah. Two girls, one cup........sweeeeeeeeetttttt. The dog doesn't count because his newly grown opposable thumb is still a bit tricky and the Mac I gave him to play on BogusDog Poker doesn't work out.
Sometime before I die on December 21, 2012 when the world ends I'd love to have someone splain to me why internet poker is so obviously bogus and yet allegedly real people keep trying. In the meantime, I have over 1 million chips on three different sites, 300k on another 3 sites, an inbox filled with other sites I need to check out...and on every single one of them the play is very mechanical and non-human. I can, and will, sit at whatever frigging table I want to. Stop treating me like I don't know what I'm doing like last night.
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