The cow said, "Udderly ridiculous. This is a bomb in a bull." I have never see so many pocket pairs in one sit and go.

Ordinarily if someone gets the cards I did:

Pocket Aces 4 times

Pocket Queens 4 times

Pocket Jacks 5 times

Pocket tens 3 times

You might expect I'd be in hog heaven and at least in second place.

But, when other players get pocket aces 3 or 4 times each, and similar big pairs this just turned into a "I'm going to go all in with my pair versus your pair and let Xenu sort them out" bingo fest.

And, I haven't been taunted too much lately, so I expressed my disgust about the obvious non-random cards in the chat....

And message received. You suck so much you don't deserve to even be here. My non-random cards are better than your non=random cards.

Admins don't have to play by the normal rules. They get to go to the bar and pick up a hot Jarah without actually plying her clothes off by buying her dinner and alcohol. It sucks for mere mortals that actually want to sit at a poker table or win the girl by being nice, polite and asking her friends what you need to do to impress her.