Wild Chip Swings

Yep, I got 'em. And this is now two weekends in a row. And my bipolar behavior is probably brought on by the recent ESPN report that Patriots quarterback Tom Brady married the top supermodel on the planet.

Tom is certainly not married to Jarah, and the last the private investigators I hired reported, they probably haven't ever been in the same room together, much less knocked boots.

Ridiculous.

Just like the last two weeks of play. As I entered the weekend with my 900l and change, one would tend to think I have the self confidence and skill to not mess with a measly 5k buy in game at the crack of dawn (my time), but I did. Because as my 2 million four hundred and eighty six thousand fans know, the chips are less important than catching internet poker playing i a very non-human fashion.

Which is what Jukyboy here is all about. Only 95 "people" other than me bothered with this game. Understandable AI laundry doesn't just wash itself, actual effort needs to be input. AI dinner doesn't just cook itself, actual effort has to be put in it. AI dogs don't just walk themselves, actual effort has to be put into it. AI rechargeable batteries don't just recharge themselves, actual effort needs to be expended to put them in the charger. AI Asian porn surfers don't just get it emailed to them, they have to actively do it.

I have 4 more screenshots of Jukyboy, including an avatar I've seen in a previous game, and it's not like it was Phil Ivey or some other expected to be multiplied by more than won user. Some goofy looking nerd, which explains the idiot play.

At this point in the game the feeder AI on this fixed limit game has already blown their wad and fed the players like Jukyboy with their amazing skill. And now we're approaching the endgame where it's not just a question of if you win some chips, but exactly how many chips. I got moved to Jukyboy's table with a quarter of the chipstack his massive steroid induced skill had acquired. Obviously this guy is really, really good.

Or obviously this guy is raising this fixed limit tourney to the max and gets way greater cards than. Yeah, I'm gonna run with that one.

I find it difficult to believe that someone would log into a game that is competitive nature and simply hold their fat, talentless finger on the Raise button. What's more unbelievable is that so many of the remaining players weren't smart enough to realize what was going and and kept calling and re-raising. And losing.

I am proud to report that playing actual poker instead of raising every time I schooled JukyAI and finished higher than he did.

Tonight I only played one quick game of bogus 7-2 lowball. Before getting to the table I was met with the friendly message that a "new version of the software" was available. If history holds true this simply means that a new stable of AI names has been created, so I doubt I'll see Jukyboy ever again.

And I'm crying into Jarah's Ben and Jerry's because this bullshit is a lot more fun for me than actually winning chips.

And FYI - low point on the weekend, 400k chips. One magical not being screwed over too much 8 game tourney and I'm back over a million, in fact, more chips than I have ever had on PokerFrauds.

You can't win. I'll start over with the 1k freebies if I have to. I'm not going anywhere. Despite your really cute playing to make me lose instead of playing to win mode that you've been in these past two weeks.

Bills 14 Patriots 7. Giselle is thinking divorce. Jarah is waiting in the wings.