Earlier today I read on the internet that blogging can lead to trouble. Some gal posted about her aprtment having mold and the landord successfully won a lawsuit for $50,000. So here I am trying the old trick of covering my ass.
And it's not because of the internet poker bullshit.
My dog totally hates my hobby and is worried about why the strange little box is more important to me than he is. He's worried about my fixation with Asian women, why I yelled at him to leave me alone in the middle of me winning 900k in a play money sit and go, (gotta concentrate on this every once in a while.) The timing was awful. When I yelled at him he went outside into a massive rainstorm. After sealing the first place I made sure to get some bones inside him.
My lawyers tell me that I'm no longer allowed to call PokerStars "PokerFrauds" . They tell me that the only reason I've gotten away with it for so long is that the math is on my side, Kanye West told me this was a great blog but riggedpoker.com was better and Jarah's jeans don't fit too good anymore because of all the Ben and Jerry's icy treats.
Newest speculation - and I emphasize this is an opinion. The cards appear to be non-random and related to your chip stack. The last couple months I've constantly been killed with my average 150k stack, and when when it whittles to 300k I buy in to a big game and win. A little rando card consistency would be nice for a change of pace.
Joke of the Day:
What does it mean when there's a car parked on top of a fire hydrant? Lindsay Lohan got out of rehab 1/2 hour earlier.
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