Hmmm, what does this possibly mean?

Just a bug we'will fix with the next update, blah,blah, blah. Eclipse in his part of the world, blah, blah. Looking at pctures of Jarah while multi-tasking on this obviously fradulent, blah, blah, double and triple blah. You PhotoShopped it....yeah I wish I was that good, blah googleplex blah.

Now me and my crack team of programers (me the dog and that family of fruit flies that seems to have housed themselves in my bathroom because they like the toothpaste) think it's awfully strange that a program running for so many years has a bug like this. That player has no chip info shown.

And this was immediately after I gave up investigating an obviously bogus "race table" where someone named something like "Eisbar" had no chip information except while the cards were being dealt when it showed them sitting out. I have the screenshot of that, but I'll only put it up if Jarah's lawyers tell me I have to. Amusingly, while I watched this race table one ostensible player (It's a word! Actually it really is a word! Sorry for getting out of character and not making shit up.) made the ludicrous claim he was playing just one last hand. If I was at that table instead of on a 12 player waiting list I would have correctly folded every single hand, watched him go all in that hand, sweep it, sweep the following two hands and get the majority of the statiscally unreal win in the next hand. Unreal because in race tables it's not like you can bluff someone out. Does anyone really fall for this admin crap anymore? (Take note guy at the distributor who works with the cute blonde....you need to fold a lot.)

Table three screenshot not posted here, but I will if the IFOIPPMGREHWCC (International Federation of Internet Poker Play Money Games Raing Every Hand With Crap Cards - avery real sounding, but fictitious group) requests it. Or if Jarah, Jarah's lawyers or the cute blonde at the beer distributor requests it.

Moving on and away from the blackhole games I land at a table where two (going to do the quote marks thing again, log off if you don't want to see it) "players" are local to each other and chat up a firestorm. After 20 hands, they have forgotten their friendship and ignore each other. Despite the fact that unless you are ultra-coservative and aware of what's really going on like me and you're not supposed to survive to this point, does anyone really still fall for this crap?

The only thing missing was the hot slutty chick scenario where you are supposed to figure she's clueless, try to impress her - and lose. Real 13 year old guys still fall for that crap according to my crack team of horndogs (me and the horndog.)

Internet Poker is a dangerous scam where the home court advantage is loaded to win. And since it's mostly just AI with an infinite chip stack (take note guy that works with the cute blonde that sells me beer) you must be extremely cautious, play the system instead of real cards if you want a chance to survive with a chip gain instead of refreshing with their generous 1k minimum.

This will be fun for me. I have a new target on my radar. Not only has Mimi Rogers ruined Tom Cruise's life by introducing him to Scientology, she apparently is a competitive poker player on Hollywood Poker.

The two biggest frauds on the planet wrapped up into one package. I will be visiting Hollywood Poker in the near future. After eight years of doing this it will certainly prove to be just as bad as the rest.

Hollywood, you have been warned.