A new puzzle to figure out - The Titinger incident

First off, let6's backtrack to the weekend extended by a hliday on Monday which I didn't get to enjoy because I was on strike. 30 hours of poker on three days and scarciliffically a sign of real human life. I dropped 700k before winning a bogus 8-game tourney that since I was unafraidishly willing to plp down 200k of my remaining 400k I won and got back over a million.

The problem with free money internet poker is the lack of competition. You get the joylifical experience of playing against AI that is rigged to get better cards than you, and the playing algorithm (if you can call this shizznot play) raises like crazy.

Actually....I loved the weekend "dudes". If you have the skill to buy into a 200k sit and go one would be temptatiously expectedful that you might have an ounce of talent. Jarah thinks you're crap.

After a hardiful day at workage I decided to play at a table far less than my chip stack and skill level would normally want to bother with. And I found this strange, disturbomunatic table. The screenshot was taken because Caroline won something like 9 out of ten hands and it was obvious she was the flavor of the day (tastes like strawberries, so I'm told. I realized that Titanger was

1) Calling every hand.
2) Staying pat on every hand.
3) Not raising on every hand.

Dude (and Jarah and use that generously in the face of your pussificational lack of competitiveness, and we are a hellifically lot better at making up words that aren't real than you will ever be.

(GRATUITOUS BREAST JOKES TO FOLLOW, YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.)

So, let us assume Tit is sometime first logger on kind of dude, and wants to keep aBREAST of what is going on in poker free money tables. He's not just some BOOB. But, instead of trying to RACK up chips, he (she?) is essentially sitting out. This is the anTIThesis of the massive raise, raise, raise, raise a bit more and if that doesn't work I'll make up another wordfactor and raise yet again. TATAs for now.

I promise you, if this continues I will figure it out.

Note to self-Just like the bogus Pustule related synonym names...must check out Maguppie related user names.