Things that don't make sense #17

Me and my crack team of "things that don't make any sense experts" (me, the dog a troubled youth that listens to too much Ozzy Ozbourne and bought a gun yesterday...and)

Oh, that was insensitive wasn't it?

And maybe my insensitivity is the reason I can play hours of poker and I'm hated so much that there can't be a simple little bit of idle chit chat. Or, just maybe you know I'm on to you and I've watched these sit and go games follow the same pattern time and time again.

Rigged. Riggedity rigged rigged. If I have to play one more 7-2 draw sit and go lowball where some jackass calls an all in with a high hand I'm traveling to their offices after buying my assualt gun and....

No, better not threaten. There are too many lawsuits agaist me already.

But seriously, I watched someone CALL. Frigging CALL an all in with a pair of aces on the first hand in lowball. It's not like you had the remotest chance of bluffing the killer hand. All you served to do was create an annoying raise every hand crazy raiser.

Being sensitive to my disdain, the dog reminded me I've got another project other than bogus internet poker to do. The bestest most greatiful show on TV is Showtime's Dexter. Since I pay for Showtime just for Dex I also feel the need to get my bang for the buck, and Penn and Teller's Bullshit! is another favorite. And since Scientology is Bullshit! I was quite amusedfull by their season finale on the Vatican.

Because it was targeting their religion the Catholic church managed to get it pulled off the air. Yep, it's gone.

After a conference call with the Illumanti, the Gnomes of Zurich and the captors of Xenu (and trying to just get some much needed sleep) we came upon this -

The Vatican and Scientology have a lot in common - multibillions of dollars, actively attack their critics, hate seeing anyone being remotely successful on internet poker and NEVER, I mean NEVER have ever bought a single box of Girl Scout Cookies.

Just like the Tom Cruise Scientology video Penn and Teller's The Vatican is still out there on YouTube and other sites The dog and I are going to multi-task and watch "The Mist" and this at the same time..