Disgust Eel

What the hell does that title mean? Is there some slimy fishy like critter swimming around the internet poker waters? You betcha.

The latest update from Full Tilt now adds the "Discuss Deal" option. So far my investigation has shown that you can only do it a limited number of times, you can't use it until the final table of a multi-table game and when you click on the check box it does this amazing and wondrous thing called nothing.

For me, there is no reason to discuss the deal. It's obvious the cards are not random and there are tons of AI vacuums and feeders out there. Every once in a while I bump into a table that looks almost real. Far to often I'm met with this shit.

Notonly do I never get hands worth calling on,much less consider raising on there's some vacuum ready to bet on every hand. In the real random card world there isn't going to be someone that has 10k chips after 10 hands on a sit and go where everyone starts 1,500. It's mathematically equivalent to someone having 9 million on a 200k buy in race table. Cheat mode is toggled.

The problem isn't that the winner shouldn't be getting somany great cards. The real problem is that there are so many ostensibly "human" players willing to throw all there chips into the pot and lose to it. The possibility of real human feeders to the vacuums is Tom Cruise insane. So uncompeticical, so douchely, so vagarioscious.

The math is out there for all the world to see. Me and my crack team of doing something for fun (me and the dog and Jarah) would love it if a challenging game of cards would happen every once in a blue moon. But, you can't have everything. Where would you put it?

Jovve, Again?

Since Full Tilt needed a little of my special brand of love it was hours between playing on the ever enjoyable and completely realistic (Cough, cough, gag) tables on PokerStars. With Jarah as my witness I swear that I'm Jovanne's "schtick" is completely ludicrous. Since I like to call him/her "Jove" for short I'm sorely tempted to make a "Jove's Witness " pun, but I won't. My crack team of bad pun experts (me, the dog, Jarah, Tommy Davis, L. Ron Hubbard and two frayed rubber bands sitting on my desk) assure me it's not that funny.

Jove's fifteen minutes of fame has already expired. The same as Miley Cyrus trying to compare her pole play with someone like Jarah.

This table was so deeply wrong on so many levels I will probably forget to mention them all.

It's hard to believe that less than 2 months ago I had over a million chips. Yet, here I am stuck on baby games. Openly critical of the lack of chat, I get the joy of butting heads with Jove. Jove's "schtick" is to post a lot of nonsensical sewage in the chat under the illusion that it's a foreign language. An intelligent person with any kind of language skills can recognize the characters are meaningless. And Jove likes to stick in the occasional thinly disguised potty mouth post like "As5hole" instead of "asshole."

Needless to say there's no skill in Jove's play. Probably just a real person (sneeze, cough, calling information for numbers he could easily get by opening the phonebook) so bored that there's nothing better to do than make lives annoying for others.

The second shot later in the game. Completely laughable. You got your cronies chatting with your nonsensicalnessity (yes, it is a word.) And you post about Dr. Z. And within a fraction of a second a reply is made clearly responding to your post.

Jarah's typing skills are topnotch. She knows how to make ALL the popular emoticons. She knows how to post "lol", "nh" and "ty". Which is far more meaningful, yet meaningless chat that is posted on internet poker sites. And Jove can only come up with blabber like "juj" as a real word in any given recognizable language?

It's just another excuse for loose AI to try and pretend to look for real. Epic fail. And I took first, too. So, screw you. I'm just inches away from graduating to the fradulent medium money games. Which I won't be worried about the chips as much as looking for more Jove's nonsense.

Quiz time

What's wrong with this table? Think about it for half an hour, then get back on this blog.

More consistency problems; how do real humans interact vs. other real humans. And this was an epic fail. Almost, but not quite as bad as Tommy Davis trying to avoid the bullshit Xenu story in Scientology.



When rigging games there are two main options. One is the evil admin that can'tlose because he's in control of a full table. The second is preprogrammed play/ algortihms that have their standards on betting. Since I've been targeted on my favorites, naturally I pop into a game I'd never even consider wasting my life on.

The answer to the question - this is a fixed limit game. And internet poker naturally responds with being as inconsistent as possible. Normally they "prove" their skill by raising every single chance on fixed limit. Yet this table was so calm and let's play like it's for real mellow I had to resist posting lol in the chat. Naturally I took first. Not a single character of chat in over 100 hands.

Over the years internet poker has proven (cough cough) that the way to play a fixed limit table is to raise every single chance you get despite the crap you might be dealt.


Translation- if it's random cards I kick your ass. If it's not, well, you get to beat me. I'm just that good. Not agaisnt poker pros, but agaisnt the cheaters.

Inconsistency

I find awfully curious that I can sit at dozens of tables within a period of a couple weeks and see either no chat at all or maybe eight characters. (That's two "nh" and two "ty" as reported by my crack chat logging team - the dog.)And then tonight's fun magically has two tables full of people that just can't shut up.

The one table started off with Jove posting something like "asshuipoyhggfr For everyone!" before the first hand was even dealt. The insanity continued for many hands where Jove and his cronies posted stuff that maybe was supposed to look like a foreign language. And then Jove threw in garbled message with a kindly "Suck My Dick" reference.

The next table has two people who just happened to live a couple of blocks away from each other accidentally bumping into each other. If colluding friends, what is the point of admitting you live close to each other? Fake out PokerStars so you don't get banned?

Considering the chat ghosttown this site so often is, my translation is-

Admin in charge of multiple positions. Especially since the cards are obviously not random.

Keep up the playing to make me lose thing, jackwipes. Eventually some strong players are going to take a break from playing realmoney tables and watch mine. I've probably garnered more bad beats than anyone else in the history of internet poker. Strangely, it doesn'tbother me. Jarah is pissed, but it doesn't bother me.

That's interesting and weird. You have to be a poker pro, spend your whole life on free money games, all the bad beats all the AI, and you might acquire enough chips to sit into a 1 million buy in game.

And the ever popular Mtrix game. No stopping that. The coolest thing on the planet second to a viscious ice cream headache.

Like all the race tables these shouldn't exist. Yet here they are. Waiting for days, weeks, months or even years to choke the FREE MONEY CHIPS out of someone.

I'm gonna turn your excuse back on ya. I hearded it oftened. Just play, it's only free money.

Yeah, right. Playing where the home court advantage is gigantic.

Happy Jarah

Why is Jrah so happy? Because of the simple pleasures in life. Her mutt has the same cute little white spot on the forehead that my crack team member (the dog) has.

Jarah, enjoy every prescious day. My mutt is getting a little bit tired of the lack of attention while I play rigged poker Let's not even mention the dying of cancer thing. (Too late, I did.)

I tried to give Full Tilt Poker another chance at credibility. And yet they failed miserably. My what a surprise.

Assholes, let me say it again so you can adjust the obvious AI program -

Raising does not equal competence. Certainly lack of random cards does not equal competence.

My hero Jason Moxton who has won tens of thousands of dollars on internet poker only has to play for two minutes on the free money tables to understand it's bullshit. The cat's out of the bag. Your move. Me and my crack team of bullshit experts (me, the dog, Jarah, Jarah's dog and a friendly Swiss gnome that repaired my shoes overnight all agree.

Populate your database play list with bots that have random cards. Because Jarah is really pissednow.

WaWawWa - keep whining on how much you spent on Scientology

Playing literally for months now and focused on PokerStars 7-2 low game nothing has ever changed.

The supposed random cards only seem to even themselves out if you have the patience to fold 12,348 hands before you finally get something worth calling. In the meantime your opponents get not only cards worth calling on, but get to make generous raises.

And I'm thinking I'm on to something here. Absolute Poker presented the ever popular "player" 'FACKINGCHICKEN' several times when I got caught up in fixed limit tables where everyone other than me raised every single opportunity, and everyone other than me called every single opportunity. Ultimate's version of the "I'm annoyed you aren't buying into the all in nonsense and are waiting for a pat hand" position is (or was depending on program tweeks) "THE SQUIRREL." Funny, get it? Waiting for the nuts. Can I possibly goad you into losing your chips faster? Like Scientology, I have quotas to fill dammit! If I bad beat you I get extra points on the employee of the month contest. And we all know the prize is worth it. The plaque, the admiration of hot asian artificial intelligence, the L. Ron Hubbard reimplanted on Venus thetan giving you moral support and a gift card for Ben and Jerry's ice cream. So, I present to you PokerStars equivalent of "Stop whining and just lose - WaWaWa.

I've sat at many tables versus Wa. (Can I call you that?) And usually it only happens after I've posted some heavy potty mouth language in the chat about how it's obvious I've been cheated and the cards aren't even fucking close to being random. And this table had a bonus where my Hemet California Scientology buddy sat in. (Hemet is the home of Scientology's Gold base tax exempt slave labor camp where the razor wire points in to keep people from escaping their 100 hour work weeks for $46 an hour.)

So when internet poker presents their peacock feathers and tries to look impressive they invariably fall into the trap of giving the illusion of competence to the AI by rigging the hole cards and flops, turns, rivers and draws to make the real human get so desperately short stacked low that all in is the only option. Bad beat - you lose. Three more points for me in the quota game.

In the last two years I can count the number of games that weren't thrown to me where I wasn't short stacked on the hands of 4 fingers. Jarah hates my mutation. Jarah and my dog hate my mutation and my time spent when I could be growing a flower garden, joining the municpal government and making important governmental changes and falling off the chair laughing on how stupid and obvious it is.

What a great excuse

To put a picture of Jarah that I haven't put up before. Notice the crowd on the balcony. You guessed it. They're thinking, "Oh, my God! Why aren't you at home with your rather homely dog and raising on internet poker? You think shopping for new shoes and eating Ben and Jerry's at the food court is more important? Hah! You are clueless."

The real non-silly excuse is the crime agaisnt nature known as Full Tilt's Matrix game. Me and my crack team of historians (me and the dog that is nowhere close to as homely as Jarah's dog) have unearthed that this game was created by English monks (not Adrian Monk) 450 years ago as a penance for their sins. Oh Lord, I have sinned. Please let me get cheated on four tables at the same time instead of just one table. And considering the logistics of no internet and all the shuffling and dealing of four decks of cards per hand these games dragged out a long time. Longer than suffering through reruns of TV shows that you once thought were cool but as you get older you realize they really were pretty stupid. I'm talking to you Gilligan's Island. I want the $9.95 on my coconut decoder ring back you bitch. So this means they were fasting for months too, since Ben and Jerry's was ages away from being created.

Having "enjoyed" several tables of the Matrix the past few nights I've realized that this is a great excuse to populate a game without real people other than myself and Jarah, who are the only two people stupid enough to waste their time on it. The play is lightning fast. There is a preflop raise on every single hand. As you bounce around the four tables there's no chance of even trying to examine chip stacks and previous bets and formulate a "Oh, I'm gonna get you sucker" revenge strategy on the obviously incompetent jackwipe who bad beated you on the river holding 9-2 off suit. There's certainlyno time for a single chatted "nh" or "ty" or my favorite that I haven't seen for AT LEAST three weeks - "Doctor, the Daleks haven't been destoyed after all. I realize you have just gone through another regeneration and the Tardis is acting wonky, but we NEED you." Normally that chat gets posted, but on the Matrix it just comes out as "Do" and there's no time to finish it.

Too busy raising to have a real life and doing something as simple as watching TV. Remember, I don't count. I'm the critic. And I have been enjoying Doctor Who. Yet internet poker wants me to believe that millions of people every night have nothing better to do with their lives than log into a poker site, sit on the free money tables, play badly and lose , magically have their chips be at a level far above what their competence dictates and tease Jarah's dog.

Insane.

Oh yeah. Jarah's dog is pissed.

Be a Pest

To the tune of Disney's Beauty and the Beast classic, "Be Our Guest"





Be a Pest! Be a Pest!


Put their patience to the test


Riase your hand on nothing


and let God provide the rest


Magic turn, magic river


A bad beat makers me shiver


Try to bluff it'sridiculous!


Don't believe me? Ask the fishes!


They can raise, never fold


Real human chat is never told


Games on other sites than this are second best


So we've got no real life


Let's cause someone else strife


and be a pest, be a pest BE A PEST!

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For some strange reason I've watched Beauty and the Beast 7 times the last three weeks. It got me thinking to something I never considered before. Instead of watching movies, riding your bicycle, downloading new pics of Jarah, calling up information for numbers you could easily look up on your own, starting a book drive or a neighborhood crime watch, what if....just possibly what if you had nothing better to do with your misbegotten life than log int o a poker site and raise every single hand?



Because that's pretty much what is waiting out their for you on the free money tables. No competitive spirit. No rationality. No promises of flying in from a foreign country and being the mail order bride to the lonely guy that lives next door to me.

Read into that whatever you want. I'm just rambling.

There's a lot of lonely artificical intelligents (purposeful misspell, so don't complain.) that needs that mail order bridage. After a brief moment of happiness maybe they can then move into the light and leave the rest of us alone.

PS - Jarah has a dog. Pics to follow at a later date. One would think it would be a strapping and handsome pooch, but it's as ugly as she is gorgeous.

Full Tilt Matrix

I love it.


You get to see statiscally unreasonable hands on four tables at a time.

Xenu vs. Scientology's Gold Base

Clyde - nice icon. Give's me a chance to post about a subject other than the fraud of internet poker, and still post about the fraud of internet poker.

Ouch! Pinched myself since I didn't believe this coincidence could possibly be something other than a dream. For good measure, when Jarah was done tickling me I pinched myself again. Then I pinched her and the lawyers got involved and I had to settle for curling up in a bal and crying myself to sleep.

Let's get the poker stuff out of the way before I say what I really want to. As always, the randomness of the cards is suspect. I find it difficult to believe that I can play for so long and fold so many hands late into the game where I am always the shortest stack on the table before I finally get something worth betting on. OVER 8 YEARS! This table with Clyde from hemet had the old tried and true "I didn't know an ace was high" jackass sitting in. (The other trick is the "I didn't know I was playing for low." jackass.)

I did take first, but I was bottled up for more than an hour when I could have been licking ice cream and Asian hottie lawyer's toes. (Yes, a disturbing image....one I wish to forget, too.)

Now, the bridge between internet poker and Scientology.

I hate fraud. When you buy that submarine from the Johnson Smith Company that claims to hold two people and you paid $40 for cardboard, well, you pretty much deserve to lose your money. (Bonus points if you remember the Johnson Smith rip off catalogue.) If you believe that a Nigerian goernment official is going to split his millions with you if you help him get the money released, you deserve to lose your money. If you ever buy a quality product for $19.95 and get a second one free you deserve to lose your money. And this is just boring old news and/or common sense. If it seems to be too good to be true, it is. Suckers.

Internet poker preys upon the addicts.

So does Scientology.

A rational person only needs to spend about half an hour on the internet to discover the bullshit that Scientology is. Fortunately they are going down at a rapid pace. When I sit at an AI filled poker table I like to scan where the other "players" are from. Someone from Hemet?!?

You must be kidding. I just happened to bump into you?

Hemet California is the home of Scientology's infamous Gold Base. This is where tax exempt slave labor works on producing pro-Scientology materials for working at wages of $40 a week (I'm not making this up) and has razor wire pointing INWARDS so the clueless slaves don't get to know what is going on in the real world.

And get this - the 300 or so people trapped inside have never seen a picture of Jarah. Me an my crack team of Asian hottie lovers (me and the dog) will be at an Anonymous protest next year and......Jarah's lawyers will stop me from giving them a slight moment of happiness.

Where the fuck is my V mask?

Human impersonators

Hey did you hear about the Cher look alike contest? They took a photo of Cher standing arm in arm with the winner. The caption read:

"Cher and Cher alike"

Since the advent of my restraining order, my Jarah fix is searching on Google for her. This luscious gal in the green top came up. It's not the real Jarah. It's just some model using her name to get cheap hits on her blog. That is a crime agaisnt nature that I abhor and I WILL track down the perpetrator and stick an icepick in their forehead since nobody should ever consider this. (Did ya like the sarcasm?) This is obviously not the real Jarah since I know she would NEVER wear a green top with black panties. What a mismatch. Black top with green panties is much more her style.

But let's not forget about the largest population of human impersonators on the planet. The AI that infests the world of internet poker. Table number uno was where my erstwhile human opponents generously sat out for dozens of hands. To get to the final 3 and finish in the money I had to fold an irrational number of hands against the one guy that raised on 90% of the preflops and the other guy that won one lucky hand early by others playing stupidly and basically sat out even before he sat out.

During my stint of losing 1.3 million chips in two weeks my favorite table was where I went heads up versus the crazy raiser and he sat out. After lightning calls on my part and having more than 2-1 chips he came back, started the raising every hand thing and naturally got awesome cards and took first. The crazy raiser came back from sitting here and went right back to work.

The thoughts tonight were, "Oh well, here we go again. I guess I'll have to settle for third."

Postulation. Admin is bored that I'm folding instead of being interactive. Wants to check out if I'll fold when I'm not playing against anyone. Takes a smoke break, comes back to find I'm still alive. Knowing that he's got the statiscal edge on non-random cards he goes back to business.

Or maybe it's just a coincidence the game gets down to three players and within two hands the two others than the real disgruntled human sit out.

Me and my crack team of split identity experts (me and the dog) think that they were the same person. Jarah thinks they went out for Ben and Jerry's and irish just eats a helluva lot faster than the other. The girl in the green top thinks, "Oh My God! I have to call my lawyers!" The Scientologists think that they're too worried about the Martian Bishop running over them with a steamroller to even begin to worry about internet poker. And a butterfly flaps its wings in China and the girl in the green top who isn't Jarah raises with nothing worth even calling on. The cycle of life continues and Kimba the white lion eats James Earl Jones out of defiance for the audacity to portay lion cubs cuter than he is in "The Lion King."

Allright PokerStars. I'm back over 2k. When I mess with you this weekend please try to generate some statiscally reasonable games.

This space intentionally left blamk to reach the milestone

**500 Posts and still going strong!**

Look at her (Jarah, Hottie Princess, friend of Xena and Gabrielle, bearer of the light and generous soup kitchen worker) resting comfortably. Why is that? It's not like our lawyers have resolved the ongoing lawsuits.

It's because we are still almost friends and I got to relate to her why I've been so quiet lately. Because I've had the joy of using one of my old tricks. The weirdest and most self destructive trick in my arsenal. So let's bump this up for those that haven't seen the posts from prior years.

Nuking the chip stack is a two fold winner for investigating the nonsense. Two weeks ago I had over 1,300,000 free money chips. Now I have:

2,140

This is not of extremely bad play on my part or buying into 200k games 7 times in a row. It was a nonstop criminal example of "we don't like you, so therefore, you must lose because finally you will go away and leave our cyberwomen alone" insanity. The cyberwomen were tasty and the crack team of nuking the stack experts (me and the dog) scored a lot of Scooby Snacks. I love'em. They're breaded, they're fried, I'm a genius and

Kanye...get the hell away from the keyboard.

Now I suppose the idea is I'm supposed to get so intimidated and frustrated that I just give up. It doesn't work that way.

Because after nuking the chip stack and desperately addicted to poker I start over with their generous 1k freebie. And even in these meaningless nonsensical low limit free table games the bullshit pervades. Yet another table where someone times out and folds after 15 seconds with no time bank, and later in the game the crazy raiser times out and gets the time bank.

Can we please get a little more inconsistent, because I'm not real good with the subtelty.

Oh My God Internet Poker is Rigged with Bots

And after eight+ years of playing I strangely never figured this out by now.

I'm an expert at transitioning from playing when it looks for real vs. the obvious BS. So, I do get to build up some chips and I can't play low games all the time. Every once in a while it's fun to sit at the table with the max buy in and watch the admins and AI pretend that it's for real.

200k buy in table. (Don't even mention that it's free money, I know that old story.) Naturally, on PokerStars there is someone so arrogant that on a 200k buy in table they can sit out and still finish in the money.

Earning free chips on internet poker is like pulling the remains of the squirrel from your dog's butt and you have to play massive numbers of hours carefully to get ahead. For free money chips. And yet, there is someone so cavalier and chipfull that they can sit out on a 200k buy in table like ToDieFor that they just don't even fucking care.

On a score of 1 to ten for this table -
Random cards -4
Betting to win - 3
Chatting - 0
Catching the AI trying to look like it's for real - Priceless.

Jarah Mariano defiant - why do people play internet poker like idiots?

Why do "people" play internet poker free money games like idiots?

My private investigator I hired for our legal battle caught her in this pose which basically says, "Harumph..internet poker is bullshit." And he has an audio tape that records her saying, "Harumph..internet poker is bullshit." Although it may have been "Harumf" instead of "Harumph."

I very generously let PokerStars know here that I had caught on to the inordinate number of times that on a lowball game there's way too many times that someone plays like the high hand wins. Yet still, early on in a sit and go here's someone that has nothing better to do with their lives then commit poker suicide by playing high on a lowball game.

What you can't see from the screen shot is that the suicider is the one that bet all in after heavy raising. Yeah, like bluffing every works on this site on a full table. Draws one card and he's gone.

Harumph.

So let's modify the question - do you really have nothing better to do with your life then log into a poker site and go all in on the first hand and pray everyone folds? No chores to do to earn your 5$ allowance? No new Jarah pics on the web? No new bottle sucking (since you obviously play like an infant), no depreciating operating loss carry forwards from a previous tax year? (Dog's suggestion, not my fault.)

A coworker mentioned a class he had on fraud, and internet poker came up. My what a surprise there. He should have been thinking about Jarah and not the consequences of logging in to a poker site and losing. There was a specific reference to "Bots" in that conversation. So let's bump this from many old posts.

The insinuation is that "Bots" are created by nerdy computer geeks and they insinuate themselves on the tables of internet poker sites. The reality is that you are just playing a computer program and the "Bots" are simply AI designed to give the illusion of competificall (it's a word) skills.

A couple of challenges still hold true. Prove to me that every single table I sit is populated by real humans. Let us see what some poker professionals think about this.

70,000 "people" playing each night. I don't think so. Neither does Jarah. Neither does the dog.

Stranger to the Game

Believe me, I KNOW what you're thinking.

Why does the ultra=hot swimsuit and lingerie model have sooo much clothing on. Can she really be that much of a stranger to the game of love...so coy and shy? So sultry, salty and yet so distant? And do I have a point other than finding an excuse to post another picture of her here?

Well, me and my crack team of searching out the clueless poker "players" on the internet do (me and the dog and the new neighbor dogs he's been sniffing butts with.)

On PokerStars my game of choice continues to be 5 card draw lowball. There's just something about it. It's different. It's not like I'm playing hold'em like everybody and their grandmother plays. And long ago I figured out the math/strategy to garnish with parsley a concept of what a good hand is worth drawing on.

At a guess, for the past several months, a full one in three s&gs has some stranger who has never played lowball before playing like you are drawing for a high hand. Typically this leads to me being shortstacked as someone not clueless calls and beats them. Tonight I got the killer pat 7-5-4-3-2 with a bonus of a second "player" also calling my call of the idiotmeister's all in. A couple of speed bumps on the way, but I did finally take first.

Personally for me, it was just supposed to be a quiet night of not caring about the chip stack and folding a few hands. Then I realized something.

2k buy in game. The clueless one has paid the same entry fee and the admin fee to pay all those free money poker legal bills that have been piling up.

And you have the audacity to whine about the rules of the game you're playing? Tell me exactly, what is your registration process? Drink a bottle of Jack Daniels throw a burger on the skillet, surf for pictures of Jarah and multi=task into a game you don't even know what the rules are?

Stick to Hold'em "person." Your welcome for the Jarah pick. There are many more with less clothing here.

What a magical and glorious weekend

The following comments about the neighbors are posted for the admitted limital comedic effect. I'm not THAT pasranoid, yet. Please stop having your lawyers call me. I'll probably be drunk and asleep, anyway.

Because I lost big time. 500k play money chips. And I have ew neighbors that are acting suspi9cious. They cut my grass. Dammit that's weird. An act of human kindness. And in this selfish age. And they interrupted me on a 25k buy in sit and go.

Fucking neighbors. Winning free mone chips on a rigged poker site is worth tons more than getting your grass cut for free.

Now, let's play pretend some. I play in 30 sit ad go games from Friday afternoon until Sunday night and the bad beats just keep on coming.

Keep up the bullshit. Eventually the poker pros will take notice and your sorry ass site will be shut down. Just like Blockbuster Video for their " you rented it, didn't return it, you bought it" policy.

And get this, the neighbors didn't mention Jarah once. Wierd.

Jarah Mariano has been cheating at poker!

Very disturbing news there. When I called her up, despite the restraining order that I shouldn't drink and dial I got the full story of what is going on. (After an ice cream binge she gets really chatty.

The event that lead to the cheating was UB's fairly recent change to charging a processing fee for free money tables. On the surface, this does seem just a tad....oh who am I kidding... Hoover Dam big stupid that it made our conversation awkward, and my crack team of calming emotional girls down (me and the dog) ran up a huge cell phone bill.

I splained to Jarah that "splained" is still a valid word in the language, even if I made it up and Webster's has there committee still investigating it. What she needs to understand is that the overhead of running play money games is so massive that the non-brick and mortar casinos need this fee to stay ruuning. Free money dealers need to pay the free money rent. Free money managers of those free money dealers need to pay free money alimony to thewir free money ex-wives, buy food for their free money dogs, pay free money real estate taxes and insurance, get their free money car fixed, pay off the free money PI that was taking those incriminating pictures, and....

I trust you get the point by now.

It's completely batshit crazy that a free money internet poker game needs to charge a processing fee if these are real people. Exptually (real word Webster's!) on such a modest buy in table.

So what's the point? The illusion of a real poker table? Programmer just didn't think about how enormously stupid it is? Distracted by a free money call girl? We may never know. Verily, we probably will never know.

The cheating Jarah has done to combat this is to create multiple accounts. That's not two pictures of Jarah. That's Jarah and her younger sister Jahra. (Jarah was born first by 43.687 seconds.)

Which splains a lot on why I play in a PokerStars 2-7 lowball sit and go with a 10k buy in and some incompetent moron is fed 2 all in losers including one with two pair

.Jarah, Jarah, Jarah,

Me and my crack team of just wishing that every single table had random cards and the betting was consistent with real humans has been ruined. But don't cry for me. Free money tears are so depressing.