Yet more things that don't make sense

There will be meaningless pictures of Jarah here. If you don't like it, move on. And if you are a male between the ages of 14 to pre-death, you're a moron. Live with it. Or read something else.

The non-poker stuff:

Why does Western Pest Control call their company Western Industries North when they are based in.....Atlanta Georgia?

Why does the pilot of Burn Notice have Fiona as an IRA soldier complete with accent, and then suddenly they just drop it an "Fi" is American without the accent?

Why do the Jonas Brothers and Miley Cyrus make so much money on so little talent?

And why don't people admit that global warming is a myth despite the fact that in May I have to blast the airconditioning to get some modicum of comfort? Really, scientists made this shit up so they could make a buck.

Note: Me and my crack team of uncomfortable with the heat experts (me and the dog) are in disagreement about this one.

Now, the poker.

Again, I find it strange and weird that I can sit in on a 10k buy in table, after bringing my "A" game to the table, struggle through times when I was the shortest stack, bluff every once in a while and manage to take a second place with positive chip flow for the fourth tourney in a row. I'm not that good. (I think.) But the problem is that I played in like 20 million bazillion tourneys on the last weekend and I couldn't have won a hand much less a tourney if the neighbor's cat life depended on it. (Me and my crack team of checking on the neighbor cat, me and the dog, have been keeping up on this.)

So, screw the successful finish in the chips finish, there was just a teeney, tiny minuscule bit of something wrong with this game. Before the first hand, Wingnut, probably from Australia, sent out the obligatory "good luck to all" message. "Dawn" responded. And immediatley sat out.

Dawn, please splain why you even logged in to the table? Infinite chips and just to get the table going without a two hour wait? Your friend is playing! Get up off the rocking chair, stop the lesbian Jarah fantasies and get with the program! Played the first hand and just fed the pot for the rest of the sit and go.

(Jarah's lawyers have contacted me and assure me she is not a lesbian.)