Tuesday, June 23, 2009

Scientology and Poker Part two


Me and my crack team of Scientology experts ( me and the dog) have discovered a weird and inhuman connection between these two.
BOTH OF THEM ARE CONCERNED WITH WHAT PLY THE BATHROOM TISSUE HAS!
Jeff Stone has been going all in every hand and just doesn't understand that Jarah needs her soft wipes. It gets her through her day when her lawyers attack me for my false impisonment of her child suit.
Her friends, Lisa Macpherson and Stacy Moxon are just a wee bit pissed about being thrown under the bus and aren't alive to enjoy this. Maybe if they had a great hobby like playing internet poker they would still be alive today.
Aw, no way. Internet Poker and Scientology are probably competing with each other for the biggest scams on the planet. At least the critics of Scientology have taken a massive foothold over the past two years and this cult is losing major traction and will probably disappear. Internet poker with the admin positions and their infinite chips and raising all the time probably ain't going away in the near future.
Me an my crack team of English experts (me and the dog) know that ain't wasn't ain't good English. But, the dog does know by stepping his paw every time I say "OhmygoshgollygodheebieejebbieIamsotiredfromtheVicodinwherethehellismystrollerbutohyou'renotthatoldyetmybone?ThanksDad!"
........that internet poker is just a wee tad tiny little...
Fuck.
Big time rigged.
Like, nobody plays seriouslyand plays to make me lose rigged. And it's only free money games. Why do you care, other than making my life miserable and praying I will leave.
Eventually Anonymous will turn their hacker eyes to you and I will have the last laugh.

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