Wednesday, June 10, 2009

Secret Operative Jarah Mariano comes forward

And believe me, she's not a happy camper. Her online account dwindled from $785, 246, 309.28 into $12.36 after too many games of Omaha Hi=Lo real money. She tried to cash out those last few bucks, but the US Government (278th greatest country on the planet!) decided to freeze those accounts.


http://www.comcast.net/articles/sports-general/20090609/US.Online.Poker/

Which actually works against me since I would have stood to get a big payoff on the divorce settlement and Lord knows, I need those free money All-In who cares about the stack size chips.

Now, don't get me wrong. I can't complain too much about tTe poker play tonight. For a change of pace I sat in on 7 stud hi lo. After an hour of farting around on this and gaining just enough chips to play in my favorite bogus (yes, me and my crack team of bogus poker players, me and the dog ,and the Canadian bike team team and apparently some of their mothers with severe health problems due to their costltly surgical incisions.)

Just a little bit weird that real people would invest so much time of their life on this.

Which means......um screw you internet poker. Deal with me and your lack of random cards on the free money tables. The amount of money I lose on the pending Jarah lawsuits is far less then what I'll get when the Justice Dept. gives me after pointing my finger at Jarah and the fucking dog. (Traitorous little walk needy infidel.)

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