Now wait just one riggedy rigged minute

Or hours. Or even days. Or even weeks. Or even getting damn close to a month.

Rigged tanning. Please explain why she has this flawless and beautiful skin color. When I sit in the salon I get boils on my pasty white flesh and no tan, and the dog get's scared that maybe I'm just really not the same person that raised him from a pup. We think (me and my crack team of tanning experts) think that there is just something a bit wrong with this golden, perfect flesh thing.

And this relates to......Oh My God! Actually taking first place in a tourney after a tortured month of pain.

Yeah, good job guys tonight's win ALMOST looked for real. But after something like 40 hours of complete BS on the weekend it's just a tiny little bone. Over 400k down to 130k on many, many, many, many, many, many....

(Have I said many yet?) tables that were obviously set to Xenu loses mode.

So, please splain to me how I can play forty hours on the weekend, drop major chips on Vitos style tables and suddenly after the weekend is over the lack of random cards reverts to almost like normal real cards. I was still extremely short stacked tonight and had to play like the non-existent mortgage was on the line. In other words - instead of 400k I'm down to 100k and I can't just buy in to the obvious rasie, raise......hmmmm, maybe I'll raise...nonsense that pervades internet free money poker.

At least three weekends in a row on Xenu loses mode. Maybe, well fucking duh...random cards might be a nice change of pace for a little bit of credibility.

Sorry about the potty mouth Jarah. I owe you some Ben and Jerry's.

NOTE: THE LAWYERS FOR JARAH MARIANO DO NOT CONDONE THIS BLOG. JARAH DOES NOT TAN BECAUSE SHE IS ALREADY AN ASIAN HOTTIE IGNORANT OF THE FACTS THE HAVE DRIVEN HER TO THE DEPTHS OF INTERNET POKER DECEPTION DESPITE THE FACT THAT HER STALKER CLAIMS TO HAVE SOME CONNECTION WITH HER. WE HAVE SEIZED HIS ASSETS, THE LAWSUITS ARE GOING FORWARD, AND DESPITE HIS LAME HIS ATTEMPTS HERE, HE'S BASICALLY JUST FUCKED. NOT A NUT ON A SANDWICH. MAYBE SOME FISHSTICKS.

And I could play bogus blackjack on UB/AP but......sell I'm not going anywhere other than burning off AI.


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