Just for the sake of the argument

Let's call this jackwipe GODSEAGLE. For no better reason than, well, that was his screen name.

Now Goddy isn't incompetent. He knows how to raise. And he got the chip lead and by golly raised almost every single hand. After a quick makeout session with Jarah and some toe sucking I brought my "A" game to the table and managed to take a second place.

Now, PokerFrauds knows I love 2-7 lowball. Actually, it was kind of surprising that I did manage second. I cut them a break yesterday and didn't play so I could pay my video tribute to David Carradine, despite him being a frigging Scientologist. Death Race 2000. Oh yeah baby. It don't get much worse than this. Other than the multiple showers getting your saliva out of my toes.

Now, GE, please splain to me three things. Why we're you in on EVERY SINGLE HAND? Surely you must have drawn some crap along the way. Why did most of those hands have an irrational pre-flop raise? And why the hell did you make the dumb ass comment (in all caps just like has name!) that you almost always make the finals when we went head to head -

On a one table game.

Duh.

You register for a one table game you make the final table.

For crying out loud, I've got this heat wave going on still, my crack team of eating bones (the dog) not happy with all my internet play, 12,000 toy sdoldiers launching their bazookas at me becuase I dissed Steven King and Jarah puking because she's lactose intolerant and the yogurt is just killing her

Best TV series:
Burn Notice
NCIS
All the CSIs

Distracting me from internet poker -priceless.