Why isn't Jarah married to some rock star by now? After our relationship ended it was pretty obvious that she was a hot commodity.
Why does Champion Sportswear continue to send me catalogues after my angry letter complaining how they cheated me out of $80 by not delivering the merchandise I ordered? (Love the sweats, they were Jarah's favorite.)
Why don't pigs fly if there is a swine flew epidemic?
What makes prime numbers so special that they're prime instead of ordinary numbers? Prime rib is special. They seem like just another bullshit number to me.
How come there have been so many goddamned thunderstorms lately? Hah - caught you rigged deity - I still managed to cut the back yard this weekend.
And why don't operating loss carryforwards reduce your taxable income? (Sorry, an accountant thing.)
OOPS. I said it. I'm an accountant. I'm a numbers guy. Well, a numbers and looking at pictures of hotty babes guy. (Or is that "hottie"? I can never get that straight.)
Please splain - yup still a word even if I'm the only that uses it - how I can play for thirty plus hours on the weekend and drop over 200k chips on obvious bullshit hands and now miraculously I'm three for three finishing in the money?
I'll tell you why. PokerStars got audited and needs to drop some play money chips so their operating loss carryforwards reduce their taxable play money income. Which leads me to what my friend said years ago that launched my career. Why would they cheat at the free money tables? It's answered by two basic facts. First, since there are liberal amounts of AI out there - accidentally cheating by rigged AI getting incredible cards to give the illusion of competence. Second - I am really one annoying bitch. I can tell when I'm being screwed over. And I don't care too much other than the fact that chips are a necessary evil. And I'll keep playing and folding an irrational number of hands, and start6 over at 1k if I have to.
This table was my third of three consecutive top finishes. This suprised me since something very weird happened on the first hand and I was certain I was going to be bad beated into doom instead of finishing second. Chiefy timed out on the first hand. Without the 45 second time bank being activated. I had him pegged as the eventual tourney winner, but he died at the surprisingly "playing to win not playing to make Xenu lose" hands of buckhunter,
But despite the second - is it too much to ask that you follow you're own fucking rules?
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