Now, I'm not saying this is rigged or even the remotelessly weird. I'm just trying to enjoy the new episode of Burn Notice and convince my crack team of thunderstorm scared experts (just the dog) that maybe, just maybe there can possibly be some real human players out there that can explain how I can make the final table after 14 hands are played on a two table game.

Well, let me clue you in. You can't because the supposedly random cards are set on "Xenu loses" mode.

AI raises. AI wins. AI raises. AI wins. AI raises and bets into a killer. AI loses to AI and trades chips into other AI. Jarah has sex with the gardener and AI doesn't have to sleep and AI wins. The gardener opens an account, his real money is frozen so he taps into the infinite "it's not for real poker I can raise evrey hand give me more chips I don't actually have to work for" mode.

Not a single one of the hands I folded would have been a winner.

Hey Bruce Campbell just took a sip of beer! I've never seen that before! Just like I've never seen jacwipes raise on internet poker! On meaningless free money tables! And he called Jeffrey Donovan Mikey! I've never seen that before!

Random cards, probability and statistics over the long haul. You might want to consider that before having your rigged AI play against me, Jarah, the dog (he KILLS on 8 game!), 786 Serbian gardners, ALL the Scientologists on the planet, the asshole that created Twighlight, Badoff's pyramid scam, the guy that posted my dog on Facebook, (old photos of the family (dog is pisssed he wasn't involved)) and lots of nasty stuff I am too embarrassed to talk about because I locked up the Asian Porn and all the indications are that Jarah and her Asian friends are working with the lawyers on getting this blog shut down..

Well, until then.......

Sorry, rigged internet poker.......you just look, smell, drop your laundry on the floor without cleaning it.....rigged.

I might play against real Hoomans tomorrow. It's a lot more fun to lose to real hoomans than riggged AI.