Why do swimsuit models always cover up the fun stuff with their hands?
Why does the value of PI have to go to infinite decimal places? Are you that secure in your place of the math kingdom that you maybe just can't repeat a digit every once in a while?
Screw you PI.
Why do pornos generously call themselves a "movie" when you want to play them? The DVD player says "Play movie. "Jarah has never been in one, believe me I'd have seen it, bought it, stalked and got an autograph if it existed.
Now, splain (still a word even if I made it it up.) Why can't you swing a dead cat in this town without finding an Omaha Hi Lo table without someone pre-flop raising?
Jarah hates this all in nonsense. (Or at least her lawyers tell me so.) And, I kinda do. (kinda is also a real word.)
Assholes - math, probability, stats. Keep screwing me over.
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