Tuesday, September 13, 2011

The Three Main Categories of Busting on Internet Poker







he obvious one is the cards. When you have played hundreds of thousands of hands like me it's painfully obvious that they aren't random.

Number two on the list, which melds with number one is that there is an atrocious lack of humanity. So few plyers playing like they care. Raising for the sake of raising. (And it works.)

Number three is playing agaisnt the owners of ther site. Surprisingly (sarcasm) they get really pissed off when you are better than they are. And I have to believe that the mixture of these three has morphed into an alternate reality that I haven't entered yet.

A couple of months ago I busted on the time bank inconsistencies. it disappeared. Now, every single frigging table has half the cast using huge amounts of time.

This would make an ordinary player upset and wanting to commit violence to the significant otherm but newsflash - I ain't got one. I don't even have a dog anymore. (Pausing for a cry break. I loved that mutt.)

Now, let me get this straight. After more than a decade of me playing free money tables all of a sudden the collective unconviousness has decided that the way to play is to use massive amounts of time, pretending you are thinking, got your spreadsheet going on what the odds are and then after the 14 second warning hits you finally make a move?

Skilled poker players like me can make that decision in 3 seconds. Which means I fold because I have shit.

For now, me and my crack team of playing versus admins (me and the ghost of my dog) are heavily leaning towards admins trying to make it uncomfortable and getting me to quit.

Who wants to guess what my reaction will be?

Seriously - the board is Q,3,4,5,6,7 all clubs. You have the nuts with you 8 of clubs. I can almost understand the chump with the Ace of clubs. But the other "person" that launched you into chip heaven. Kinda bullshitty. And since no one acknolwedged you accomplishment.

Kinda bullshity. And your arrogane posting that the site sucks. Kinda bullshitty.

Now rember (real word)

Oh, I got nothing. Bullshitty.

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