Being Annoying Just to be Annoying

The ordinary critic of Internet poker focuses on the cards. This has provided me and my Calcutron 32X (my Commodore 64) some amusing moments, but I prefer to focus on the real people thing.

Since PokerFrauds made the mistake of letting me get to many chips I can buy in to bigger tables where the quality of play shows that it's not reasonable that a real human wanted to bhe a part of the game.

Real poker - you sit at the table. It hasn't started yet. Grab your beverage of choice. Kiss the life partner. And play some cards.

The 14 second warning has been launched into a new orbit. Now we have "players" timing out, automatically folding and then jumping back into the game.

I've tried very hard to think of a word that describes this. After 2 hours of drinking malt liquor and booting up my Wordatron 43m9nl (Radio Shack pc) I think that I'm safe to say -

Bullshit.

Yes, it's not just Full Tilt. All Internet poker sites are a huge waste of time and energy (and money).