ANS - 9/22/2011 (Asian News Service)
In an uprecedented strategy to try and reclaim some credibility PokerStars has launched a new email campaign. Free money bank accounts worldwide were frozen in an attempt to offer up the site as an interface for poker players to test their skill. The US FMBI (Free Money Bureau of Investigation) launched an overdue investigation into the financial information.
Bagaget Hornet, US free money attorney general made this staement yesterday:
"We discovered that PokerStars was not legitametely offering reasonable tables and that free money poker players wanting to cash out were being cock blocked. When the rooster woke up, a cinder block was thrown at it."
Just like Full Tilt, the lack of ability to pay off free money deposits has lead to a global Ponzi scheme on the free money games. The FMBI investigation found that 185.6 billion dollars of free money deposits were illegally used to distribute to Freckledmom and other prominent AI positions.
In order to repay these positions PokerStars is alleged to have created bogus AI with great cards that raises every hand. And it might be too late.
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Dave. Can I call you that? Davey? Annoying douche bag raises on crap and it works and feels the need to post vulgarity about when you've had a not so bad beat and whine about it and don't admit that your K5 off suit won on the river? And you continue to keep raising?
Plain and simple. Exactly what the fuc(learned that from Davie - can I cal you that?) do you get out of cheating on free money tables? If it's massive chat, less than normal slow play bullshit you still fail big time on making this look for real.
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