Three "players" with over a million chips. And a wait list that just is screaming to get at the table. Not only doesn't the math work, the I am a real human being with so much stuff do in my life doesn't work.

Remember, I don't count. Busting on internet poker (and Scientology) is something I do that defines me. So, please exsplain (purposeful misspelling) how in a reasonable wakeful, non-drunkended (purposeful, again) time you can manage to amass more chips than I have ever had at a single sitting? On my best night ever on Absolute I played for 5 hours and won 700k. And that was thrown at me.

I call this the logjam effect. And it's not just the all in raising. In fact, it's the lack of all in raising in this case. 3 "players" with over a million chips. Certainly, not once did they ever go head to head for a serious"I think my hand is better than yours" matchup. All they do is wait for the AI feeders and occasional stupid human to log in to that table, get greater cards than are statiscally for real. raise and look like an expert when they win.

Free money games....blah, blah, blah

No excusity (yes, again) for not playing like you have nothing better to do with your life than go all in on internet poker. For instance, I've had some success with enertainment by looking at lolcat pictures. And finding pictures of the hottest woman on the planet, Jarah. Much more entertaining than going all in.

(Long pause for "relief break")

OK, where was I?

OK, I gotta big bullseye painted on me. I don't buy into the automatic all in shiznot. Absolute paraded out their "FACKINGCHICKEN" and Ultimate has their "The Squirrel" where they whine about you not going all in/raising to the max.

And now on Pokerfrauds - not only do i have to struggle for meaningless free money chips (remember, I don't count) I'm suppossed to give you chips? That's insane. And it was the second time today. You give me chips, and we'll talk about playing some more.

In the meantime - enjoy my logging in to your omaha hi-lo race tables. And Jarah's pretty sleepwear.