I can do this every day

Watching hot pics of Jarah. I can get into this. All I have to do is Google her name and I can get some hot photos of the most gorgeous woman on the planet.

Wait a minute. No. That's not what this post is about. It's about Lucy Lee ad Tia Tanaka and Kianna Tai and Evelyn Lin and other hot Asian porn babes.

Crap! no it's not about that. It's about Scientology clearing the planet and saving us from all of our problems.

DOG! Shut up and eat your bone! You're distracting me! No Ben and Jerry's for you!

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Let's just pretend that internet poker is populated by real people trying to get ahead by playing "poker" and having earned chips by struggling to get ahead they want to get more free money chips, just to prove that they know what they are doing. I don't want to put captions on cats on silly pictures. I don't want to post on my friends Facebook wall. I don't want to Twitter about what I did today. I don't want to take the dog for a walk. I don't want to upload images on YouTube. I don't want to shake a stick at the squirrels investigating my garbage. I don't want to be awake, but I am, I don't want to watch Burn Notice, but since I aspire to be AI. I'll be there.

The player with the massive stack goes all in every hand and keeps winning. Real human logs in and joins the wait list and the faggot bails

Tia, Jarah, Lucy, Evelyn and all their lawyers say:

BBBBBUUULLLLLLSSSSDHHHIIIIIITTTT

Every day I can find a bogus race table where the cards are not random and the betting is non-human.