So, what do you with your free time?

Just curious.

Because I love to bake muffins and visit my very functional 102 year old grandmother. (This is true - my grandmother really is alive and other than a walker and taking lots of meds she still functions. L. Ron Hubbard love her soul.) Every once in a bit the dog gets some attention. He really hates how this stupid little box occupies my life, but he sure does love those bonus muffins. (Needless to say these are stud muffins as opposed to five card draw muffins.)

Add a bit of an infatuation with a hot Asian supermodel, having to go to work, cutting the grass, vaccuuming the floor, washing the dishes, servicig the 28 year old Filipino girl next door (OK, made that one up.), brushing my teeth buying a new car and watching my favorite movies I have a tiny block of time where I can relax, forget about life and log into a poker site.

So again, please splain how these race tables continue to exist. Before settling into a one hour sit and go that I did take second on. (Kudos PokerStars, other than some shorty stacked problems I ALMOST believed this was for real) I checked out what was going on in the no-limit Omaha Hi-Lo world.

Still tables full with three "players" that have 3 positions with 5 times the amount of chips I struggled for two other postions with twice my total chips, two with twice my chips and a wait list of 14.

Grandma is pissed. When I splained this to her, the quote was, "No damnded muffins for these idiots!" Or maybe it was, "No fucking muffins for these cocksuckers!" Things are a bit hazy after the walker tipped over. She's fine and resting peaceably. Thanks for your concern.

Now, Jarah and Grandma have been in touch for the past couple years. Apparently Jarah hates how Grandma's potty mouth distracts her. And that's probably the reason I will continue to log into inerent poker free money games with all this all-in nonsense.

Grandma doesn't have a computer, so she has no idea about the bs posted here. Grandma has never said the word "fucking" in her life and never baked muffins for L. Ron Hubbard. Biscuits, yeah, but not muffins.