Jarah kicks it up a notch

Now, I cut my teeth on no-limit Omaha Hi-Lo. I've got at least 200k on every site I play on because of it. I know the strat, ad they know I know the strat. I love to mix things up and play on sit and go games. And during the past 6 weeks Pokerfrauds has given every indication that they know this.

Therefore, let me buy in to some sits and pretend I'm interested. After naturally getting cheated by players catching insane cards and playing to make me lose instead of playing to win - time to revisit my Omaha Hi-Lo buddies despite the fact that my chip stack of free Scientology chips is dwindling.

Xenu folds. Xenu folds. Xenu calls on a marginal hand a Xenu folds. Xenu folds. Xenu folds. Xenu gets a decent hand and calls an irrational pre-flop raise. Xenu folds. Xenu watches the game essentially turn into an all-in fest race table. Xenu folds. Xenu is the only one playing real poker instead of bingo. Xenu folds. Xenu folds. Chip leader goes all in 4 hands in a row and loses it all. Xenu folds. Four hands in a row. No wait list on this table, the racers are too busy hitting on Jarah,

Jarah has not called a single hand, because weirdly she's not playing at the table. Prolly (yep, it's a word) because she's too involved with not being involved with internet poker. Despite the piece of silk mentioned earlier.

Then magically after hours of pain and dissapointment Xenu is left with a table of three with two over-aggressive players (needless to say they don't chat or show any other signs of real human life) and Xenu has the most chips he has had in the last 5 weeks.

Now, I don't know what evil you have in store for me - but even when I win I expect some random cards. The two sits before the race table were better than most on this site, but not good enough (especially the "lol" chat on the tie - seen it a million and 457 times.)

And my dog that hates this is now 13 years old. He deserves a young gal like Jarah paying attention to him instead of my "screw off, I'll deal with you tomorrow" attention.

Which is what I'll do soon. Warning internet poker - company vacation day on Friday.

See ya soon.