Lucy is not happy

She's been taking the passing of Michael Jackson particularly poorly. No amount of Ben and Jerry's has been able to console her. Fortunatley, I called in a favor to Weird Al Yankovic and we managed to perk her up a bit. After plying Al with booze for 9 hours and avoiding a LOT more copyright infringement allegations from both MJ's estate and Als' lawyers we came up with this. Lucy managed to spoon down three hits of Ice cream and turned a very weak smile.

BET IT

They told him don't you ever come around here.
Don't wanna see a pair of threesjust disappear.
I'm sitting at this table and I'm feeling really weird,
So bet it. Just Bet it.

You better run, you better fold those twoss.
Surely you know they're gonna have to lose
Even though I have 4-8 offsuit I'm gonna choose
To bet it. I'll bet it.

(Chorus)
Just Bet it. Bet it. Bet it. Bet it.
It don't matter if I gotcomplete shit.
I'm gonna prove that I am legit.
I'm gonna raise till they all quit.

Just Bet it.
Just Bet it.
Just Bet it.
Just Bet it.

They're out to get you better do what you can.
The inside straight draw is a stupid plan.
Fold to my preflop bet, just do it man
So Bet it! Just Bet it!

(Chorus)
You have to show them you're really not scared.
You're playing with you full stack like you just don't care.
Probably because you know your ace will be paired.
So Bet it. Just Bet it.


Don't have to play for hours to earn chips by skill.
You'll just refresh and impose your will
And your chat really proves your a dill.
So Bet It. Just Bet It.

Bet it! Bet It!

Who the hell cares about Farrah.
Everyone knows about Jarah.

(Al was a bit too intoxicated at this point. Lucy had called Jarah for an ice cream run. Three badgers wrote letters to their congresman regarding the scence in Monty Python's Holy Grail regarding the Giant Wooden Badger and seven Scientologists just realized they pissed away $360,000 on nothing. And all this with the Mayan Calendar ticking away to December 2012.

Nice knowin' ya'all. So long, and thanks for all the fish.