Flashback to Several Months Ago

For the past several months PokerStars and I have been engaged in an argument on whether I know how to play or not. Their side of the argument is - I'm at the table, my crack team of experts (them and their hamsters) has identified that the way to poker success is to raise every single hand. My crack team says that you forget about all the heavy raising early and be patient. Which really is a good poker strategy, except that it's so annoying to play short stacked all the time,

PokerStars has finally shown some signs of giving in to a "play for real" mentality instead of an "all-in" mentality. Ergo, I'm getting bored with you. So, I have been remiss with messing with some other sites since I've been proclaiming, "By Golly L. Ron Hubbard and David Miscavige, I DO know how to play poker. Because Scientologists have magical super powers one would have thought I'd be wiped out by now. Keep it up. I'll leave you alone and get my info from my long ignored and trusty friends at the combined Ultimate/Absolute database.

Oh, yeah. Database. Not an interface.

FreckledMom is still active, raising, and winning way too many hands. This screen shot was on a 2k buy in table.

And get this. Not once. Not ONCE did they acknowledge the war in the supremacy of who is the hottest Asian babe on the planet. Ordinarily, you would tend to expect it's Jarah, but geez....Lucy is literally SMOKING.

So, a friendly warning to UB and Abs. You're up on my radar screen again. Try to make it look for real. Real people actually fold a hand once in awhile.

Time to watch UACJWMC. Ultimate Asian Chick Jello Wresling Challenge. Tonight's card includes the girl that played agent Lee from NCIS and two girls I met at the market in Pasedena three months ago. should be a lot more fun than getting cheated at internet poker.