And this, dear friends is EXACTLY what is wrong with internet poker.

I prefer an honorable single table sit and go (I said "honorable" that's funny!) But I will sit in on many bullshit tables mostly to wtach the lack of real humanivity (It's a word!)

Lack of real humanivity is shown by doing something stupid like going all in every single freaking hand.

You could be doing something more productive with your life, but since you have infinite rigged server chips and you only exist to make things annoying for real humans you have to raise all in every single hand.

And let me guess - after winning 100k free money chips on this bogus table I'm supposed to get all warm and fuzzy and break out the credit card and play for real?

It's only free money chips....blah blah blah. That's why it's so loose blah blah blah. Jarah is a hottie blah blah blah.

With this lack of skill where did you even get the 20k to buy into the table?

Oops - forgot. AI