This sure looks like someone failed big time at meaningful chat 101. Get this, not just once, not just twice but three times this vacuum called their own "nh" in one tourney. And nobody posted that they had a nice hand each time. Well, of course you're going to win. Your non-random cards make it so. Do you really have to rub it in by being so blatant about it? Or did you just want to see more Lucy pics since you're too lazy to Google them on your own?

Now, Lucy is a strange bird. There has been a boob job, and this pic isn't too flattering, but my crack team of looking at hot Asian women while I get screwed over at internet poker (me, the dog, Jarah and 25 ex-Scientologists and two kittens that showed up on my doorstep think it's just a tad bitty weird that I can play on a site for two hours and have like 16 characters of chat. Looks like UB isn't up to my "making it look for real" challenge.

In an effort to distract you fartbags - Lucy in red latex - totally hot. Must go to the bathroom now.