Me and my crack team of dozens of hands played a night experts (me and the dog) do bump up into the once in a million years table where the cards are magical and it seems like we are destined for some positive chip flow and some quality time with the new SI swimsuit issue, despite the glaring absence of Jarah.
Look at the moderator post on the early hand. Doodlefluffer CALLS with a straight on lowball. Me and the dog can almost believe this if he BET trying to bluff, but as happens almost every single day there's a sacrificial lamb feeding another position that just has no clue they logged into a lowball game.
Even more irritating is the chap that called and left himself with 15 chips. These 15 chips are not going to make or break you. If the game was on the up and up. Might as well go all in and hope to pick up an extra 15, since if you lose you're existentially fucked. Why am I not surprised that this position finished in the money and I didn't? Why am I not surprised that a single character of chat wasn't posted in over an hour and a half?
I am sorry I called you doodlefluffer. I used up my limit of the phrase "faggot cheater" at work today for the bitch that has the office I should have with the nice windows and new blinds.
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