This doesn't really prove anything except that maybe some "people" just don't care about winning and the size of their chip stack. At this point in the game Mr. all in losing to the vacuum on a bad beat really only had to wait it out until the two sitters were gone to finish in the money. Personally, me and my crack team of being competitive experts (me and the dog) care about the chips, even though after my second place finish I still have a sizable package. (Asian ladies take note.) It was nice to see a "normal" PokerStars table after last night's chat fest.
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A major corporation has a single position to fill. The final three candidates are a mathemetician, an enigineer and an accountant. They are interviewed by the CEO one at a time. The position will be filled by the answer to a single question. The mathemetician is first.
The ceo asks, "What is 2 and 2?" With an air of incredulousness the math guy says, "4." The same question is posed to the engineer. After fiddling with his slide rule for 30 seconds he mumbles some stuff about distributive variances and makes the claim, "Most certainly between 3.9 repeating and 4.0000000000000000001."
Finally, the accountant is asked the same question. He locks the door, pulls down the window blinds and says, "What do you WANT it to be equal to?"
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A major corporation has a single position to fill. The final three candidates are a mathemetician, an enigineer and a rabbi. They are interviewed by the CEO one at a time. The position will be filled by the answer to a single question. The mathemetician is first.
The ceo asks, "What is 2 and 2?" With an air of incredulousness the math guy says, "4." The same question is posed to the engineer. After fiddling with his slide rule for 30 seconds he mumbles some stuff about distributive variances and makes the claim, "Most certainly between 3.9 repeating and 4.0000000000000000001."
Finally, the rabbi is asked the same question. He says, "Oops. Wrong joke."
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A major corporation has a single position to fill. The final three candidates are a mathemetician, an enigineer and an a hot Asian chick. They are interviewed by the CEO one at a time. The position will be filled by the answer to a single question. The mathemetician is first.
The ceo asks, "What is 2 and 2?" With an air of incredulousness the math guy says, "4." The same question is posed to the engineer. After fiddling with his slide rule for 30 seconds he mumbles some stuff about distributive variances and makes the claim, "Most certainly between 3.9 repeating and 4.0000000000000000001."
Finally, the Asian chick is asked the same question. She locks the door, licks the doorknob and is given a 2 million dollar signing bonus and a salary of $500,000 a year.
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A major corporation has a single position to fill. The final three candidates are a mathemetician, an enigineer and Itty the Kid. They are interviewed by the CEO one at a time. The position will be filled by the answer to a single question. The mathemetician is first.
The ceo asks, "What is 2 and 2?" With an air of incredulousness the math guy says, "4." The same question is posed to the engineer. After fiddling with his slide rule for 30 seconds he mumbles some stuff about distributive variances and makes the claim, "Most certainly between 3.9 repeating and 4.0000000000000000001."
Finally, Itty is asked the same question. He tells the CEO, give me the job, or I will fuck up your time clocks so bad your head will spin."
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A major corporation has a single position to fill. The final three candidates are a mathemetician, an enigineer and an Internet poker admin. They are interviewed by the CEO one at a time. The position will be filled by the answer to a single question. The mathemetician is first.
The ceo asks, "What is 2 and 2?" With an air of incredulousness the math guy says, "4." The same question is posed to the engineer. After fiddling with his slide rule for 30 seconds he mumbles some stuff about distributive variances and makes the claim, "Most certainly between 3.9 repeating and 4.0000000000000000001."
Finally, the Internet admin is asked the same question. He locks the door, pulls down the window blinds and says, "What's it worth to you to have your hole cards, the Turn and the River all be 2s?"
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