This morning after waking far earlier than I wanted to I dial switched my way into the Patrick Warburton movie "Rock Slyde" (if you can really call it a movie - it sucked) and I was just about to give up on it when I found out his purpose was to save his awesome coffee making secretary from the evil cult of Bartology. Recognizing the obvious Scientology parody I stuck it out.
Now, why I'm a coward is that when I want to bust on something I've picked some very easy topics. Scientology is rapidly imploding. Outdated, bizarre and just a big global scam. Animal rights is another favorite. Newsflash - insects by definition are animals. A multi-celled heterotroph. More animals have died in the name of your veggie meal than have been saved for you to get that veggie meal instead of eating a burger.
Internet poker is in the beginning stages of imploding. Night after night the cards just simply are not random, the play is bizarre and they just give off an air of desperation to garner a few more bank accounts to drain before quietly slinking away.
Getting cheated at poker should be far down the list on people's fun things to do. My long list is:
1) Taking care of the dog.
2) Hot Asian chicks.
3)
Well, that's pretty much it. Keep up the irrational raising. Keep up the clueless idiot postions that call the all in with a straight when four spades are showing. (Yep, happened tonight.) Keep up the no chat. (Yep. Happened tonight.) And in general keep up the lack of humanity that shows the game is just being policed by rigged AI.
I will be the first to put on my boogey shoes and dance on your grave when you are gone.
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