Shade

The worst poker movie ever. Let's take back some of our bet. I bet 50k and I will generously pull back 25k.

If I was a hot Asian chick I might get excited about Stallone looking so dreamy. But here I am going to online school

Math sucks. Going all in on 8-3 is something that just must be done. Ntt because I want to win, but I enjoy my mere existence at the table. I've got no point to my life other than logging into abogus poker site and losing. Try working an honest day coming home and watching the newest episode of Dexter, kicking the dog (promise you I didn't and will never have done that) or basically just stop being so obviously rigged AI.

Since PokerFrauds refuses to get the point I offer these tips:

1+1=2
2=3=5
4+2=6
8+3 =11 and I'm going to call the all in bet and be a pot feeding whore.
2+3=5
4+2=6
3+3 = crappy hand that internet poker uses as an excuse to talk abouth thier precious hand histories and how it's not rigged.

A+7 ditto.

K+K - should win, but it won't.

7+8 = 26
4+6=545

Oh God. Zoning out. Must play internet poker instead of taking care of my cat.