Operation Bathtub

Now I tell ya' what I've really been up to. The Scientology related operations were for comedy. What's for real is Operation Bathtub. As usual, OB requires the patience to fold a billion hands and kick back until the malt liquor kicks in and you know you're just about ready to give the crack team four star general (the dog) one last cookie before calling it a night on Bogker. (Sickipedia entry - Bogus Poker.)

I did not fall for the bait on directly posting a reply to the obvious Admin chat about the site sucking. Who are you kidding? I know it. You know it. And you bet with gusto, you extreme vaccuum, and ended up placing in the money. If this table was on the up and up, you, well, actually...if you were so convinced that online poker was rigged we never would have butted heads since you would be playing WoW. Or peeing in the neighbors pool or whatever two year old admins do for fun in their offtime from rigging Internet poker.

Several months ago I challenged PokerStars on the validity of the hands and I got an obvious form letter style email reply. The claim has been made and the gauntlet has been thrown down. Our hand histories prove it's legit.

Operation Bathtub is now a go. Buying Another Tourney History To Use Busting. Now every single table I play at has a history that proves that the cards are completely not the random one's you suggest. I invite all poker pros to view my histories and observe all the tables I sit at and see the bullshit unfold.

And it's play chips! Other than me being such a persistent pissant and wanting to make me leave, exactly what do you gain?

Here's a suggestion to counter Operation Bathtub -
Random cards - well that's not going to happen.
No bots - well that's not going to happen. The number of players would drop from 200k to 47.
Free cheese - in this down economy you could win some fans.
Figure out the time bank rules and apply it consistently. It's way all over the place. This remains the single most laughably stupid feature on PokerStars.

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I used to tell myself that I would never play Internet poker on a site that was based in the Gulf of Mexico. Now I have to reconsider. Latelty, they have been getting a lot less rigged.