Despite my alleged superhuman powers of observation I have never figured out exactly why some avatars on PokerStars have, well, stars around them. Do you have 5 million free money chips per star? Did you want an avatar of a hot Asian butt and it's pending? Is there cream cheese in your refrigerator?
These are all things me and my crack team of cream cheese lovers don't have.
Or, are you the "police?" Those admins planted at the table to ensure the integrity of the game?
Or a combination of the two? That would make sense. Because my observations have noticed over years and hundreds of thousands of hands that these positions just get way too many great cards. If this is this case, I must again call bullshit on this table.
Eagle went all in third hand, stood pat against someone that drew three and naturally won. Then, Eagle turned into an annoying douche (after I won an all in being desperately short stacked.) Fortified by the best cream cheese snack ever Eagle eventually settles into "make the real human lose" mode.
Wind back the clock to yesterday's game. The single most reasonable table I've played at in weeks. Other than a serious lack of chat and eventually needing to respond to some personal and non AI related issues I settled for 3rd on a two table Hold'em game. When I log in tonight I'm greeted with the ever so friendly "load the upgrade message."
No significant graphics or rules changes. Apparently no significant changes to the known problems with the "interface." Just a pointless waste of time.
Since 1+1 equals 3 on this site there MUST be a reason. My speculation is:
We gave ya a freebie last night. The chow wagon is closed. Enjoy the cream cheese and have a nice day.
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