Last night I gave you a friendly warning. I'm on to you in a BIG way. Cheating me is counterproductive. 10+ years of being cheated makes me get creative in busting on you.
OIPRT (Operation Internet Poker Race Table) coincides with Operation Hand Histories. The hand histories prove that I do not get decent cards. And since I'm hated so much "people" do stupid things to make me lose instead of playing to win and you don't get to see the cheating I have been funneled into watching tables instead of playing.
You made your bed. You sleep in it. The bogus race table of the day will be posted here every night I log in until one of seven conitions are met.
1) Sit and Go games become reasonable and play finally becomes competitive consistently for months. Ain't gonna happen.
2) Race tables disappear since they mathematically can't be for real. Ain't gonna happen. 800k chips on a 40k buyin table with 9 on the waiting list. Yeahm right.
3) Pay off my silence by gifting me real money dollars and making things random and competitive. Ain't gonna happen.
4) Banish me. Could happen. But if it does that will only feed the fire since I've given up on the profanity on massive bad beats. Ergo, ain't gonna happen.
5) A poker pro associated with PokerStars can give a reasonable explanation on the cheating on the free money tables. Ain't gonna happen.
6) Monkey's fly out my butt. Ain't gonna happen.
7) Someone discovers time travel and corrects all the mistakes. Based on the belief that the massive energy this would recquire based on E=mc2 I'll have to say it ain't gonna happen.
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After so many posts my curiousity is focused on #5. Exactly how do you explain the non-random cards?
Ain't gonna happen. Because the average table has positions playing like two year olds regardless of the buy in - even if it's 20-40k.
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