Once upon a time, there was a free money poker table. This table had someone who just simply couldn't lose.
Knowing, or sensing that karma was with him that night, this person hopped into a car, went to the local Indian Reservation and came back home with an extra 73,475 dollars. This money was immediately donated to their charity - the Businessmen's Organization Giving Out Subsidies (BOGUS.)
Ok the first sentence is true. The next paragraph was fiction.
The latest trend in internet poker is not simply to have me lose, but to have me lose in the most embarrassing fashion possible. The tried and true bad beat on the all-in, mostly.
Either sensing or knowing that I was at the table and (as usual) folding an incredible number of hands, the vaccuum toke a break for a quick cheese sandwich and a diet coke and watched the newest episode of "1000 Ways To Die." Naturally I start finally winning some hands and the blinds and antes have dwindled this guy into being far below the two chip leaders in third place of the remaining three.
Cheese sandwich consumed we're back at the table in a 5 card draw lowball hand and I have a nine low pat hand killer. He bets, I go all in, he draws one and my what a surprise. I'm beaten.
This is Operation Hand History, so I don't care. Hand histories shouldn't be just about the initial deal, but about if flops match hole cards and draws help hands. And my matches and draws suck big time.
And I shouldn't even be here. I should have moved on to bogus site #14 (seriously) a long time ago, but PokerStars refuses to make things even look a tiny bit reasonable.
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