FOOTBALL!!!!! It seems like forever since the new season started.
Take the arthritic dying of cancer dog for one last walk. Check- did that.
Raise a crapload of money for the Leukemia Society. Did that.
Visited my parents. Can't do that, they're dead.
Make friends with a B movie actress. Yeah, did that.
Friend might be a bit strong to describe our relationship, so let's kick it back to aquantince.
Believe it or not there was a time in my life that I doubted my worth as a human being. I got over it. And Brinke was one of the things that kept me going. Smart, funny, sexy and just nice in general. Way too hot for a drunken 25ish year old to even give him the time of day. Ptobably the only thing wrong with her is she's not Asian.
Now for the point about abusing Brinke - caring.
I woke up today and I need to cut the grass. Fuck it. I'm going to raise on internet poker. I need to do laundry. Fuck it. I'm going to raise on internet poker. I'm gonna go to a movie convention. Nah - fuck it, I'm gonna raise on internet poker. New Jason Statham movie - fuck it, must raise on internet poker.
Years ago I remember waking up to a fun and enjoyable (cough cough) 7 card stud game on Pokerfrauds. At this time there was a raise any button. And the "people" took advantage of it. Caring about their chip stack. Surely.
Not.
You can't swing a dead cat in internet poker room without hitting an irrational bet. I have a better chance of scoring with Brinke than I have the chance to sit at a reasonable all human random cards table.
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