One of the dangers about spending a significant amount of time on internet games is that it would be better spent looking for hot Asian chicks. Now, here I am fresh to Facebook and I'm bombarded with bullshit spam. Time to change the passwords. I really don't want to learn how to lose 7 pounds in 2 hours or watch the funniest video ever which naturally was not the funniest video ever.
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Storytime
Bruce's Paranormal Deathmatch
If I wanted to, and I don't I could rule this game. A two year old could figure out the basic rules. A real brain can get up to the top at the price of a huge time commitment. During one of my pre-knowing what it's all about periods I did waste my life on this. And the admin(s) tipped their hand.
Let's call her Julie, not her real name. Obvious because it's not an Asian name.
Being infatuated with Julie it was natural to create a character name Julie.
The winning formula on BPD was to latch on to two weak opponents ad simply use the back and forward buttons on the browser until they died. An occasional ninja monkey (no, I'm not making that up) and playing vs. a real human being. At the top of the hill looking down on the pointless mass staring at my goditude (real word) I log in to find that someone has created a character "hackerswrapedjulie."
This should be comical for the misspelling of rape, it should be disturbing because of my love for Julie. What it was is an eye opener for the reason the bullshit game exists. Let's keep you online as much as possible, hack and screw with your life.
I switch between two computers. One that I care about and one just for PokerFrauds. The reason for all the bogus timeouts and lack of serious play on PokerFrauds could be mining for info. Good luck. You're not going to get it here.
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