Training? The play money tables are populated by people training before playing for real money? And you're going to chat about this when the foremost critic on the planet is at the table? And there's no such thing as a modest "I think I have the best hand" let's try to rope in the chump. It's all in.
As an allegedly competitve site, PokerStars fails on every level. Lately the cards have been more random, but matching hole cards with a flop is bogusifical. (Real word)
So, here I am. So bored and willing to play at the most fraulent table and the registartion screen has "people" popping in and out far faster than a real human could.
Note to self - write a bogus computer program that relates to people's addictions. Make money. Retire at 35.
Or create your own religion. My Sea Monkeys aren't just brine shrimp. They're gods in training. And when I blow the to hell in volcanoes they will stilol have had abetter life than al the AI on PokerFrauds.
(No brine shrimp were harned in filming this episode. They are cavorting in the kiddie pool, blissfully unaware of the lack of random cards that will present them when they become glorious seahorses. With horns.
Seahorse with horns. A sea Unicorse. That's about as believable as internet poker or Scientology.
Where the fuck is my e-meter?
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