Why am I not Surprised? Because Internet Poker is a Joke

In the never ending quest to be sure I don't win Poker has decided to continue with the tried and true vacuum with great cards cheat. And I really did get a chuckle out of this joke. The winner of this hand was bold enough to call a pair of kings all in on 9-3 offsuit. Embravened(real word) by his huge chip stack. Or is it simply knowing the outcome of the hand was never in doubt. Naturally there are two other positions that called the all in on what I personally would consider to be less than optimal hands. I don't care that your 5-2 is suited. It's shit. Fold it dumb ass.

This sitter was so bad the final table of a two table game was set before the blinds had even changed from 10-20. Anyone getting cheated like this other than me probably would not be as amused, so I offer up what I hope is a funnier poker joke.

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An Amish fisherman, a maid that specializes in laundry and a cell phone use addict walk into a poker room and sit at the same table. Before the game starts they chat about their jobs. (Since it's not Internet Poker where chat has virtually disappeared because AI doesn't chat, they do chat.)

The Amish fisherman says, "I raise roofs." The maid says, "I fold laundry." The cell phone addict says, "I call my family and friends constantly."

The first hand is dealt The Amish man is up first. "I raise."
The cell phone addict is next. "I call."
The maid - "I fold."

The flop is next and the Amish man says "I raise."
The cellphone addict calls his all in.
And the Amish fisherman catches on the river with his 72 offsuit and wins.

Thank you, thank you. I'm here all week. Try the veal.