Saturday, April 23, 2011

PokerStars Reaction to the Scandal




I'm not a funny disposition right now. So forget about my jokes and dog and Jarah refernces. It's not going to happen today.

It's no big secret that the top three sites which account for 70% of the US poker action have been busted big time. It's a start, but a far cry from my dream of having this bogus crap shut down making billions (literally) a year with what is obviously copiuos amounts of artificial intellegence screwing up real humans lives. The indictment doesn't talk about the cheating. It only directs attention to the money laundering without regard to the fact that admins can break the rules and pus the magic button like Johnny Hooker getting screwed in The Sting.

But, it is a start.

Now, let's examine PokerStars spin on what's going on. Cool - you're going to comply and allow players to withdraw money.

What the fuck?

You are going to expidite the cashing out by shutting down cashing out.

I'm not big fan of "lol" since people normally use it as a meaningless chat interlude. But when I read this I started giggling like a 13 year old schoolgirl.

We're going to expedite you cashing out by locking down cashing out.

And monkeys fly out my ass.

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