Like it or not, math is our friend. Usually it's just counting out how much to tip the non hot Asian waitress, but dammit she did fill the coffe mug 3 times.
So being a real human filled to the brim with caffeine I decide to log in to Internet poker. Since I'm sd juiced I play for 56 hours before needing some sleep, and I acquire 100k. Time for a nap. Two hours of sleep, service the girlfriend, cut the grass, change some light bulbs, back to poker.
Slam a 2 liter bottle of Mountain Dew. Puke. Raise like an idiot on poker. Never have any serious competition to challenge your mastery and get to a million chips.
Service the girlfriend, more Mountain Dew and....
I don't want to play against the other pro that has a milliojn chips. Or it's the same bogus "player" that is just waiting for someone to get a million chips.
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