I'm not making this up. Since I play almost everyday and I target the site that is cheating the most my focus has been on PokerStars. Three consecutive days with an "upgrade" I must install to continue. And Full Tilt is on two days straight with an "upgrade."
Day 1 on PokerStars...sit and go games are locked with hundreds of thousands of players in limbo. Day 2...some normal looking action. Day 3 more of the day 1 stuff where all the popular tables have been burned off and are running and a bunch of registered positions waiting on unpopular games waiting to fill them.
Hmmmm...183k players registered on real money tables and waiting for free money games. Seems about as credible as Senator Kyl's claim that Planned Parenthood has more than 90% of what they do beibg abortions. Which is (let me get my calculator)...Coulombs law...Pythagorean Theorem....drunk hooker adjustment....
Well somewhere about zero.
If your IT staff casn't get it right in three days after so many days you should fire them, issue a public apology, shut down the tables until you correct the problems and settle for making a bogus 1 million a night instead of 3 million.
#These comments were not to be meant as facts. It only seems like they do.
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