That should be Part Deux, but Charlie Sheen and his hot shoits already took it.
I was bemused by the story in the Wall Steet Journal about entrepenaurs trying to hook up with poker sites to overturn the legislation that keeps them away from it. There's a big reason it's illegal. Despite over aggressivce military action it's kinda cheaty in a Nigerian Prince email way.
Now let's do some math. I know you hate it, nut it sure make's my calculation of mthe hot Asian waitresses tip a lot easier.
Let's assume I'm obsessed with poker. Which I am for all the wrong reasons. And like the gamer addict in the newest episdode of CSI nothin g more than anything else is important than playing poker on legitimate sites. I've thrown my life away, moved in with my parents and ther IV injection of gravy is all I care about.
Now after three years of slogitude (real word) I get the chance to meet my main certainly not AI and certainly not admin protagonists.
God Mother Fucking Dammit. I have to sit here sucking down Mountain Dew, telling the bitch wife to stop texting and wait for the next issue of Gallery?
Offering a 1 million buy in game that can't possibly be populated in a reasonable amount of time is like......
rigged.
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