Ok. I'm gonna name myself. I'm gonna eat my mac and cheese and I'm gonna log into poker and teach these dorks that I'm really serious about raising. Because all in every hand is better than sex.
FUCK!
I have to pick a name.
Well, in chem class today we were talking about the periodic table. Surely oxygen is taken so let me try another.
FUCK!
Vanadium is taken?
Break out the dictionary and create an account on the first random word that I see.
FUCK!
Lugubrious is taken? No way I'm gonna play as lugubrious2. I must find something with meaning to my life that nobody will possibly choose.
I like socks. They're warm. A little outdated with the advent of nuclear toe warmers, but I love the cushioning when I kick the chickens. Take that you stupid rooster. Hmmm...tired of fucking with the rooster (in a very non-sexual or Dexter Morgan kind of way) I'll name myself something that SURELY hasn't been taken yet.
FUCK!
The point is that like race tables I can duplicate this every day. I don't need to get cheated at cards on riggedy rigged games to stamp my parking ticket.
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