Tuesday, November 23, 2010

The Evolutionary Scale and Where Poker fits into it





Me and my crack team of evolutionists (me, the dog and a Commodore 64) have taken on another major project. After painstaking (mellowed by lots of alcohol, Ben and Jerry's a Girl Scout Tropp that won't be referenced again except for my jail time when I find the lord and admit to my bunnyfighting rng.)

This scale was produced after 4,523 hours of supercomputer Commodore support and it really tells a lot about the world we live in. Over the next few weeks it will be fleshed out a bit, but the important points are presented.

Naturally Jarah is at the top. But me and my crack team of not trusting the Commodore 64 do have a few problems. Ben and Jerry's is high, yet brutal ice cream headaches are not so good.

Puppies rank high, yet kittens don't even get a mention. Certaily someone is tampering with the results and I'm talking to you pit bull.

By the way - I tackled a 10k buy in game after getting cheated for weeks and took first.

Smarten up and cheat better.

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