In startling news today, PokerStars put player Mandy Ross on waivers. Through out his at times turbulent career, Mandy showed flashes of brilliance including first place finishes at the Podunk open two consecutive years, winning $4.50 against the Mariano Grade School Poker team last year and finishing 143rd out of 150 in the Foxboro Classic.
No official word has been released, but our crack team of breaking news experts (me and the dog) get a distinct feeling that his character was not what Team PokerStars expected when they traded a third round draft pick earlier this year.
Mandy has been known at times to let a real human win a hand. Mandy has been known to fold an occasional hand. And surprisingly, Mandy has not gone all in on 7-2 offsuit.
Team PokerStars head coach, Brad Childless, did offer one single comment on the move. "At times, he just hasn't shown the passion for cheating we expect. I wish we had made a move for Errell Towens instead."
Ross was released mere weeks after signing a 6.4 million deal that was supposed to give quarterback Fett "Boba" Bravre a go to guy to feed chips to.
Rumor has it that Mandy was interviewed while drinking at Minnesota dive bar "This Is Not Jarah's Watering Hole" and mumbled. "Course I'm pissed futhah mucker. I have a girl's name for Christ Sake!"
Temper, temper. If you want to be reinstated you must abide by the leagues potty mouth policy rules.
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