Operation L Ron Hubbard is a go!

So much pain over the past few years. But now I think there's a way out. Operation L. Ron Hubbard.

The curiously identified city of "No Man's Land" is so inappropriate. Let me assure you. You are NOT artificial intelligence. Indeed, there are no bots on PokerStars. You are a real person, that just hasn't gotten onto the spirit of things. Because everyone, and I MEAN EVERYONE is craizing. (Sickipedia - the site for mixing two words together - craizing = crazy raising.)

Me and my crack team of tactical operations experts (me and the dog) have been bolstered by the additional manpower of a deaf mute maid originally from Clearwater Florida, and we're psyched to go! After a sworn to secrecy ceromony including drinking some Kool-Aid and giving up our life savings we developed this over the course of two nights, several games of Risk and calling the pizza delivery guys to drop off 250 pizzas for the fictitious "CCHR" event we made up. CCHR is the foremost front group for Operation L Ron Hubbard. I know by know you're just dying to know what the acronym is. And what our future plans are other than the obvious total world domination.

But, take a breather and remember that there are two imutable truths in this life and this is a friendly help message to get you past what you've been doing wrong.

Internet Poker, despite an enormous amount of statistical evidence is not rigged. Scientology is not a big global scam.

Live with it doubters.

Let's Raise On Ninety Hands U Better Believe A Reward's Desrved.

Your play money chips will help fund the Super Friends building at Flag and bring about the peace this planet needs so badly. Your family and dog may hate you, but they're just assholes anyway, so disconnect. Once the dog pays me $40,000 for audit counseling to get rid of his flees I might actually feed him again. In the meantime, just suck it up being trapped in the razor wire and eating the handfuls of beans and rice I give you. And watch as I dine on my pizza.

Rick, the owner of Rick's Pizza (Duh!) tossed and rolled the dough for the CCHR event. You can watch his skill at this link:

http://www.yougotrickrolled.com/

But, since you probably don't live in this area you won't get to visit the shop and see the famous people that have eaten there - Tom Cruise, John Travolta, Jenna Elfman, Nancy Cartwright, etc.... Their caricatures are up on the wall.

Fortunately, I have been blessed with an extremely normal temperment and I'm sure my Thetans are at peace.

Now, if my bike would just shut the fuck up and stop telling me to kill my parents I could concentrate on filing a lawsuit.