Or at least PokerStars. After being generally annoying and challenging the math )or lack thereof) for more than ten years I've experienced a lot of taunting. The verbal taunting is just water draining off the duck's back. More subtle is the "you are going to lose what are you going to do about it" taunting.
Conservative, immune to bad beats and putting up the anti-ninja mesh screen 4 years ago, I really don't care.
Although this position got wiped out without playing a hand it stills sends the message - I can finish better than you while sitting out. And I can fold a million hands and you are more bored than me, rigger.
Ahh...the arrogance of me. What are you going to do about it? Especially since I sold my car and just hired three ninjas to screw with your life. The screenplay for the battle of the ninjas will score me at least 20k play money chips. Because as we all know cheating and winning as much play money chips is the ultimate reason to log in to a poker site, register for a sit and go above the 1,000 chip "gimmee" and sit out the entire game.
I've booted up my Nintendo 64 and have been pumping up my play ninja stats - health, agility, weapons upgrades, charisma and strength. Once I max these out me and my ninja team (me, hot Asian chick ninjas, the dog and someone that works in shipping at the Ben and Jerry's plant) will be back for retribution.
Let me remind you of some of the non-verbal arrogance posted here. UltimateBet. At least three "people" went through the reg process to create a parody of my screen name. Maybe they were simply looking for hints on what to do with their own personal ninja demons. Or maybe they had low blood sugar and just needed some ice cream. Or maybe they had been stalking Jarah and got rebuffed.
Or maybe they were just another bullshit rigged AI spot.
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