Thursday, April 16, 2009

Xenu vs. Scientology on internet poker

Wow, this sure explains a helluva lot what is going on.

Cav is from Clearwater Florida. The international headquarters of the cult of Scientology. And I've been at the same table a couple of times as him/her. And it hasn't been a lot of fun. I used to blame internet poker, but now I realize that I've been self-destructive and I'm wasting my time because Scientology OWNS internet poker. And my relationship with Jarah isn't helping any.

Jarah is of mixed Chinese, Korean and Hawaiian descent. Evil lord Xenu killed her ancestors millions of years ago in the volcanoes of Hawaii and more so than the rest of us her evil brainwashed alien parasites have forced her to take up Scientology to audit them. With the massive bad PR that Co$ has taken since January 2008 they have now turned to their one last cash cow - rigged internet poker.

So, my crack team of cult analysts (me and the dog) have done a bit of research on what is wrong with Scientology. And it dwarfs what's going on in internet poker.

With apologies to Cav who really is from Clearwater (according to what you see when you look at the icon) I offer this. It is one of the few topics I'm passionate about.

There's a ton of information out there on the net that any rational "I'm going all-in despite my loser cards can't ignore. The Ponzi scheme has operated for decades and finally Anonymous and the mainstream critics have become focused on bringing the worst cult EVER down.

I am proud to be mentally aligned with them.

Me and my crack team of apologizers ( me and the dog) are sorry if you wasted your time for reading this.

But, if you want more information Google these:

Operation Clambake
Lisa MacPherson
WhyWeProtest
Ex-Scientology Kids

And as far as internet poker goes - won first tonight, got 50k. Deal with it.



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